Schizophrenic Senate: Morsi's posse lets churches burn, then rebuilds one

Oh, thank you Pharaoh Morsi for being so nice to us dhimmi Copts. Yes, you watched as our church burnt down but we submit to your kind and beautiful religious governance.

The Sharia is so wonderful. Please put all of us under this because we love it so much.

-something never said ever by a Copt

A BBC team visited Qusayr yesterday and found that it was in ruins.
The rebels, she remarks, "say they're coming back but they'll come back to a city that's gone."

The al-Qaida emir, Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri, is a grumpy old man, and when he rants, it can get long.

Many clubs or their staff routinely add items to bills of drunk patrons. A couple of juice bottles, a handful of Red Bull cans, and sometimes, if you’re really out of it, maybe a bottle of whiskey.

Morsi didn't apologize to Ethiopia so Mohamed ElBaradei had to do it on behalf of Egypt..