Exclusive interview between the Almighty and a suicide bomber
Published January 16th, 2014 - 10:26 GMT
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Dead Bomber: And the rivers of milk and honey and all of that?
God: You think I’m in catering? What impertinence! It’s enough work looking after you when you’re alive; you want me to spend eternity giving you free food? Like I have nothing better to do. Do you know how many universes I’m running now? Idiots!