Jordan's dishes out punishment for stealing a Maggi-stock cube

Crime and Punishment: Shouldn't the punishment be meted out to fit the crime? How would you punish a stock cube thief?

"This morning while checking Al Ghad’s website and a strange headline caught my attention..."

"This long poem is from the concentration camp of El-Agheila in Libya, is one the most criminal chapters in the history of colonial Africa. The Italian colonization of Libya began in 1911, but in the east it was successfully resisted by the Sanussiyya movement for more than two decades. When the Fascists rose to power in Rome in 1922, colonization efforts intensified in order to pave the way for settlement programs—and the resistance intensified in kind under the leadership of Umar al-Mukhtar."

"I’m attending my second Lebanese wedding this weekend (OH THE JOYYYY!) and I’m thinking about showing everyone just how Lebanese I can be…especially after last year’s debacle where I showed up in a $50 Zara dress (OH THE HORROR)"

Staying with Lebanon and 'beautifying':

"Since we’re on the topic of demeaning, demoralizing campaigns that can only be a product of ignorance and bad taste, allow me to bring your attention the latest offender, that a dear friend sent my way"

Got the chest, Get the breast...