Flowing with the Milk of Human Kindness... Chris Rock is famous. So, for the sake of those of us who aren't, the comedian turned philosopher kindly explains what it's like in the August Paper.
"Being famous is like having big tits," Rock says. "People are nice to you when you have big tits." Uh-huh. Tell that to the naked guy on Survivor, a CBS real life show.
"You get into places for free," Rock continues, even though we don't want him to. "The downside is, it has nothing to do with your personality." The upside, of course, is that no one notices if you're missing your front teeth. But Chris isn't one to focus on the bright side.
"I don't go out of my way to be a positive person," Rock says. "I don't want an NAACP Image Award because I wasn't an asshole last year." Heck, we wouldn't know if you were. We were too busy checking out your chest-Albawaba.com.
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