Yo Arab Mama is...probably gonna feel funny about these mom jokes! (Happy Mother's Day)

Published March 19th, 2015 - 05:19 GMT

We couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with a list of Arabized “yo mama” jokes! In Arabic the "your mum", maybe better known as the infamous “yo mama” franchise, carries a literal equivalent in Ummak… which gets used as a stand alone byword for a whole cascade of cultural insults, or borrowed with a qualifier for bad jokes.

Except, we wouldn’t dream of being mean about our moms (or mums if you will!) - unless we're asking to have a frisbeed slipper land on our heads! Instead, in a culture where motherhood is sacrosanct and next to Godliness, we’re going to play nice and sing songs of praise to our beloved Arab mothers through the medium of Yo Mama.

This year, in honor of Mothering Sunday in Britain, book publisher Penguin tried - and failed - to inspire some maternal spirit by using the Twitter hashtag #YourMum. Originally designed to honour the book-reading mothers in advance of the occasion, the noble attempt soon (maybe inevitably) snowballed into playground insults after tweeps deemed the hashtag “inappropriate.”

So with Middle East Mother’s Day upon us, we follow suit in tapping into the Yo Mama/ Your Mum trope for positive effect. Without further ado, for sons, daughters, husbands, mama’s boys, mama lovers everywhere, we dedicate this gallery of unique Arab mama-traits to our Middle Eastern Mamas! After all, as the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) said, “Paradise lies beneath mothers’ feet.”

Yo Arab Mama is so AMAZING we can't help but celebrate her on Mother's Day! LOL your way through these Yo Mama Arab-style jokes and see if you can see your Arab mama through any of these mock mother-truths!

Mama, we hope you enjoy these “yo mama” jokes more than you did labor!

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Yo Mama loves you so much, she'll make sure you never marry... least of all an ajnabi (foreigner)!

Yo Mama is dying for you to marry and fly the nest, but still secretly wishes that you stay a spinster (God forbid) or get divorced (God forbid) and come back to live with her. (Praise God!)

Yo Mama is so fertile, she gave birth to you and your 10 other siblings (and is now managing a home-grown footie squad and school to boot)!

Yo Mama is so helweh (pretty/sweet), you could mistake her for knafeh (Arabic dessert)!

Yo Mama is so patient, she puts up with your Arab "Baba."

Yo Mama is such a feeder/nurturer that she force-feeds you and anyone you dare bring home into a food coma. "No" does not cut the mustard here!

Yo Mama makes the best stuffed vine leaves across the Levant, but can still give your in-laws food poisoning on-demand.

Yo Mama loves education so much she’ll support you to pull all-nighters until PhD stage - but in return she’ll settle for nothing short of your being president of something or a consultant in surgery or an award-winning novelist. It’s a life-time debt!

Yo Mama is so freaked out when she loses you in public, that when she finds you, she slaps you first then maybe gives you a hug as an afterthought!

Yo Mama is your very own stalker! She's so into your life that she's got social media savvy to check in on you over WhatsApp and Viber. "Last Seen" is your downfall when mama’s on the instant messenger warpath! She has less than 15 FB friends, so you're getting all her "Like" support and comments! Facebook? This is Familybook!

Yo Mama is so worried about you, she sleeps with her eyes wide open until you've set foot in the house.

Yo mama thinks you can do no wrong and is ready to point the finger at that outsider or evil eye for your shortcomings and failings, or slip you cash or candy when Baba punishes you.

Yo Mama thinks you’re so talented, she expects you to manage a full-time job, a perfectly-raised family, and still be her 24-hour chauffeur/ plumber/ bodyguard/ mommy’s boy/girl, never leaving her side at weddings, funerals or family visits.

Yo mama’s so set on your knowing right from wrong that she’ll have a flying slipper for every time you step out line. Didn't yo mama throw slippers at you when you did something wrong?!

Yo mama is so generous, she’s happy to offer you that must-have maternal blessing - AKA ridda - providing you fulfill her every dream she had for you. No sweat!

Yo mama is so hell-bent on you being a good Muslim she’ll readily revoke said blessing (ridda) at the drop of a hat; ready to emotionally blackmail you with her "ghadab" (anger), making sure you never make it to heaven!

Yo mama has that super-hand of God! She can find anything you've lost even in the same spot you've searched over 1000 times! We kid you not!

Yo Mama is so good at communicating, she can deliver you a full-fledged threat with just a look.

Yo mama is so convinced someone is going to “hit you with the evil eye” that she suffocates you with incense in your room to ward off the bad omens.

wife husband mother
living with mom
mother many children babies
mother knafeh beautiful sweets
mother father patience
food dinner Arab mother
food stuffed vine leaves Arab
mother child studying Arab
mother slap child face
mother like Facebook social media
mother sleeps eyes wide open
Mother money child
mother multitasking
mother flying slippers
mother son happy satisfied
heaven hell religion
super power god hands
mother glaring angry looks
mother Arab evil eye
wife husband mother
Yo Mama loves you so much, she'll make sure you never marry... least of all an ajnabi (foreigner)!
living with mom
Yo Mama is dying for you to marry and fly the nest, but still secretly wishes that you stay a spinster (God forbid) or get divorced (God forbid) and come back to live with her. (Praise God!)
mother many children babies
Yo Mama is so fertile, she gave birth to you and your 10 other siblings (and is now managing a home-grown footie squad and school to boot)!
mother knafeh beautiful sweets
Yo Mama is so helweh (pretty/sweet), you could mistake her for knafeh (Arabic dessert)!
mother father patience
Yo Mama is so patient, she puts up with your Arab "Baba."
food dinner Arab mother
Yo Mama is such a feeder/nurturer that she force-feeds you and anyone you dare bring home into a food coma. "No" does not cut the mustard here!
food stuffed vine leaves Arab
Yo Mama makes the best stuffed vine leaves across the Levant, but can still give your in-laws food poisoning on-demand.
mother child studying Arab
Yo Mama loves education so much she’ll support you to pull all-nighters until PhD stage - but in return she’ll settle for nothing short of your being president of something or a consultant in surgery or an award-winning novelist. It’s a life-time debt!
mother slap child face
Yo Mama is so freaked out when she loses you in public, that when she finds you, she slaps you first then maybe gives you a hug as an afterthought!
mother like Facebook social media
Yo Mama is your very own stalker! She's so into your life that she's got social media savvy to check in on you over WhatsApp and Viber. "Last Seen" is your downfall when mama’s on the instant messenger warpath! She has less than 15 FB friends, so you're getting all her "Like" support and comments! Facebook? This is Familybook!
mother sleeps eyes wide open
Yo Mama is so worried about you, she sleeps with her eyes wide open until you've set foot in the house.
Mother money child
Yo mama thinks you can do no wrong and is ready to point the finger at that outsider or evil eye for your shortcomings and failings, or slip you cash or candy when Baba punishes you.
mother multitasking
Yo Mama thinks you’re so talented, she expects you to manage a full-time job, a perfectly-raised family, and still be her 24-hour chauffeur/ plumber/ bodyguard/ mommy’s boy/girl, never leaving her side at weddings, funerals or family visits.
mother flying slippers
Yo mama’s so set on your knowing right from wrong that she’ll have a flying slipper for every time you step out line. Didn't yo mama throw slippers at you when you did something wrong?!
mother son happy satisfied
Yo mama is so generous, she’s happy to offer you that must-have maternal blessing - AKA ridda - providing you fulfill her every dream she had for you. No sweat!
heaven hell religion
Yo mama is so hell-bent on you being a good Muslim she’ll readily revoke said blessing (ridda) at the drop of a hat; ready to emotionally blackmail you with her "ghadab" (anger), making sure you never make it to heaven!
super power god hands
Yo mama has that super-hand of God! She can find anything you've lost even in the same spot you've searched over 1000 times! We kid you not!
mother glaring angry looks
Yo Mama is so good at communicating, she can deliver you a full-fledged threat with just a look.
mother Arab evil eye
Yo mama is so convinced someone is going to “hit you with the evil eye” that she suffocates you with incense in your room to ward off the bad omens.

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