I can honestly say I failed my family, friends and boss with all the hours I spent cemented in front of my TV this month. I’m a shameless mosalsalat addict and I think I definitely need a Ramadan rehab. Come to think of it, I spent around 120 hours watching drama and suspense.
What have these 120 hours taught me? Absolutely nothing except for the next 26 life lessons:
The letter ‘P’ in french is not silent
Your Psychiatrist can save your confessions on CDs and use them against you later. Oh and his office is most probably in Palm Hills
Matektebsh Tawkeel
Matektebsh Tawkeel wala tesharek 7d
No kheyana. You will get caught
Again no kheyana. You will get caught
Walahi no Kheyana. You will get caught
ElKhanka of Syria is called 3asfureya
Khali balko ya banat men goz elokht
And okhtek too
Eyad Nassar is a man who can easily defy stereotypes as he managed to make crying look manly or at least that is what women convince themselves
Men get excited over Mohamed Ramadan more than women get excited over Dhafer L’Abidine
Walahi guys, Refa3y ElDessoky is fictional which consequently means he did not really die
Refa3y’s beard is ugly as sh*t. Well, someone had to say it
There’s a prison cell in Egypt that could be described as ‘Romantic’
Oh and Laila Elwi has the Amr Diab non-aging, immortal, vampire thing going on
When you marry a cheap man, first thing to do when you get money is plastic surgery. Why? We don’t know, but Lebleba looked happy
We love Grand Hotel and all, but c’mon guys, just because Ali is suddenly rich and can marry Nazly, doesn’t mean we’ll be that lucky in our taboo love
However, we will give the Amins of the world a chance
Stay away from the Ward you have in your life
Satan could come in the shape of a green-eyed, chubby and cute man. 3ady gedan yetla3 Magued El-Kedwani or Dream Park’s Dooby
Sabrine just solved the whole ‘I won’t be allowed in that restaurant with a a hijab’ sa7el drama with a wig
If you ever get harassed, go all Ghada Abdul Raziq on the guy’s manhood. However, you will only be celebrating in ElKhanka
Human cloning exists
Be the Donia and Amy Samir Ghanem in a world filled with banat skinny damaha te2il we shada we nafkha
ElCaesar ya3ni lifestyle
By Dina Hashish
