Say waa-llah?!? Halal hookers, Israeli toilet spies, exploding suicide bomb teachers -- Al Bawaba´s 14 weirdest of 2014

With 2014 winding down, it’s time to look back (if you dare) at AlBawaba’s 14 wackiest stories of the year. We have militant wannabes too fat for ISIL, drunk Saudi tourists, halal hookers and Israeli spies in the bathroom. Throw in an unhealthy dose of bestiality, and it’s been a year to forget as quickly as we possibly can.

1. Just what Bin Laden always wanted for Christmas: "Gingerbottabad" exact replica of Osama's compound

2. Lardass ISIL? Australian brothers too fat to join militant group, family says

3. Islamic State of Cats: soft images of ISIS 'mewjahideen' tickling adorable kittens go viral on Twitter

4. Karma is a biatch! ISIS Suicide bombing instructor blows up class accidentally, killing himself and 21 (successful) students

5. A Saudi man's ear ache turns up a surprise...twenty years in the making

6. Sh*tfaced Saudi tourist steals kiss...and wallet

7. An "Inconvenient Truth": Israeli spies found in Al Gore's bathroom

8. Runaway groom! Saudi man divorces bride on wedding night after seeing her face

9. This preacher thinks voyeurism is OK! Egyptian cleric issues fatwa stating men can watch potential wives shower

10. That awkward moment when you're trying to buy your wife's silence and your check bounces

11. Halal hookers... What the?

12. Back that ass up: Egyptian man jailed for naming donkey after Sisi

13. Ass kicking: Saudi man tries to rape a donkey and it majorly backfires

14. Every parent’s nightmare: Dad walks in on his teen son having sex with a … chicken